Titanfall Poem

Despite my experience, I’m at a lost concerning what to do
I’ve held a controller in my hands since 1992
But I can’t get a frag, not even an assist kill at all
There’s no way I’ll be good at Titanfall

The game is so fast, with no chance to get my bearings
I accidentally shoot my own teammates, causing their glarings
I really am no better than one of the A.I. grunts
and I’m often the prey with those with smart pistols, the cunts

There’s no real means for me to be able to practice in the game
as there’s no training or single player and so I play the same
Perhaps I could look up some videos with tips on how to play
but I shouldn’t have to go on YouTube to prevent being called gay

My only means of playing would be through Origin
which I have only to play Alice Madness Returns again
I know the game is popular but I don’t really like Titanfall
and if the game won’t help me think otherwise, why should I care at all?

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